An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough!".
"Dad, what are you talking about?!" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer, we are sick of each other and I am sick of talking about this. So, call your sister in Chicago and tell her." the old man says and he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they are getting divorced?! I will take care of this!" she shouts.
She calls her father straight away. "You are not getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there! I am calling my brother back and we will both be there by tomorrow! Until then, don't do a thing. Do you hear me?!" the daughter screams and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they are coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."
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